BREAKING: Obama Daughters BUSTED–Dad Bails Them Out Of Jail At 3AM

BREAKING: Obama Daughters BUSTED–Dad Has To Bail Them Out Of Jail At 3AM

There’s trouble in paradise for the so-called “scandal-free” first family.

After the DA sent the formal charges to a judge, the case was thrown out because it appears the only thing the girls vandalized was the intelligence of people who read bullsh*t stories like this and leave racist comments on the Facebook page after proving they are constitutionally incapable of paying attention.

The girls, who have managed to be stellar examples of first daughters, did nothing wrong for eight years but have been repeatedly chastised by right-wing douchebags like you for being black.

Please do us all a favor and refrain from breathing. You’re wasting valuable oxygen that could be better used by far superior lifeforms like slugs, mosquitos and dung beetles.